Shivaratri onliners
By Ramki Bellur
Shivaratri dress? NIGHTY!
Trishula & Damaru…both have a SYMMETRY…And also, since he stays in one, Shiva loves CEMETRY.
Shiva has three eyes, hence MUKKANNA. I eat 3 times a day….hence MUKKANNA !
Which actress is close to Shiva ? ASH.
Vishnu is like elderly, prefers early morning…remember Vaikunta Ekadashi…while SHIVA is like our teeanagers…prefers a night out.
Shiva’s fav Deo? FOGG
Shiva’s fav AB & SRK starter? BHOOTHNATH
Shiva’s fav shampoo ? HIMALAYA ANTI HAIRFALL
Fav oil? Lion Locs Growth Oil & Scalp Relaxer | Light Styling Moisturizer For Dreadlock, Starter Dreads,…
Shiva believes in a market where prices generally are expected to rise…he likes a BULLish market.
Software that boosts Shiva’s business efficiency ? TRIDENT SOFTWARE
Shiva always likes what we dread…he was made to drink poison for everyone’s welfare, and take number 13…some think it is unlucky…but Shivaratri is on Trayodashi…
Ice or Eyes….Shiva prefers both extremes… cool or fiery
Son’s fav? GRASS…Garike
Dad’s Fav? GRASS…Weed
We pull our married friend’s legs saying he has kept his wife on his head…The first to do so was Shiva.
Eons before any techie did it, Shiva ought to be credited with the very first CUT & PASTE job.
Which political party Dreads Shiva’s residing place, that too just before the polls? CONGRESS…they read it as KAI…LOSS!
We love Ele oota…Shiva loves just the Ele…or Bilwa leaf
ISRO and SHIVA…both love THUMBA.
Hydro massage to reduce stress? ’twas started by Shiva…see the continuous water falling in a thin line on the Linga….
Much before Delhi, Shiva believed in the ODD EVEN !