HUMOUR IN NEWS
25.10.23
By RK Bellur
DKS’ push for ‘Kanaka’pura under B’luru – Headline in DH front pg. Under this article is a Quarter pg ad which says – When the going gets tough, you can count on gold. – DK is seeing gold in ‘Kanaka’pura !
Whatta coincidence!!
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बकरी ओनर को मिला कुत्ते से कुत्ते की मौत !
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ತನ್ನ ಮೋಡಿಯ spin bowlingನಿಂದ batsman ಆಡುವಾಗ ಬೇಡಿ ಹಾಕುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಬೇಡಿ ಇನ್ನಿಲ್ಲ.
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Durgadevi, kindly bless us with as many hands as you have to clean the garbage in the city, post Navratri.
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Metal Contamination in Vegetables:
Now, truly, there is lotsa IRON in vegetables !
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When Yaduveer was performing puje to Shami Vriksha, the Indian quickie fans felt elated!
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The way he is smashing 100s, conversion rate will be from quinTON to Quintal !
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Imam Ul Haq said, “we’ve to eat more protein instead of carbs to start hitting some sixes”.
If not the batsmen, we can see their bowlers getting DUCKS in ‘W’ column – surely, अंडे में proteins हैं!